Three Photographic Examples of Why Nerds Aren’t Porn Stars.
We have all seen one, or at least caught a piece of porn flick someplace. The same lame routines, the worst acting with played out parts. Frighteningly we ran into three insanely funny but to the point examples of why you never see nerds in porn. It is extra funny considering how much of it they buy…
The Working Man Pose [aka the construction worker]
Normally a strapping hunk of man, someplace between a body builder and the guy you think you were in high school. If you tried to replace the working dude roll in a porn film, well.. lets just say you would lose money [unless of course it was all interweb famous n’ stuffs]
The Seductive Nerd Temptress [aka the Latin Lover]
Every French film, Italian flick or Latin spoof EVER has had this guy in it. The tall dark handsome sultry lover we all know we will never be. Oddly this one makes you feel much closer to the movie version, wtf was the camera man thinking, YUK!
The Rich Fantasy Man [aka the Sugar Daddy]
A-typically an older man, Hugh Hefner styled or possibly a rip off of Sean Connery. Yet once again when the role is filled with a nerd, the imagination brings more Jabba the Hutt to it the hot sexy time..
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Originally posted 2010-04-15 00:56:49. Republished by Blog Post Promoter